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Tired Middle-Aged Man Looks For His Dream House

A middle-aged man was getting tired of his job. What follows next is duper funny.

As the middle-aged man was tired of his job in the city, he decided to buy a house by the seaside and spend his life relaxing.

He began to look for his dream house. Finally when he found the house of his dreams and was about to buy it, his next-door neighbor showed up. His neighbor was a very fit, athletic 85-year-old man with a head full of silver hair.

Seeing the neighbor, the middle-aged man says “Hey, old-timer, looks like the place has done good for you! You look in good shape.”

The neighbor says “Oh, you won’t believe the wonders this place has to offer. When I first set my foot here, I couldn’t even walk. I was bald. Now look at me!”

The middle-aged man was really worried about growing old and becoming dependent on others and going bald. But when he saw his neighbor, he bought the house instantly.

However, after a month, the middle-aged man begins to grow old and gets weak and bald. Physically also he feels he is going down hill.

So he decides to pay a visit to his old-timer neighbor.

As he goes over, the middle-aged man says “Hey old-timer, you said since you entered your home here, you grew new hair and began to walk. But, I’m going bald and feel weak, why? How long have you been living here for the results to show?”

The old-timer says “Well, sonny, I was born and raised here. So it might take a while for you.”