My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!..
Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?”
Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward one hour, 16 mins and 28 seconds.
“Me: “Right, I’ve done that”,
Her: “Okay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion! “
Me: “I can see that, yeah. ”Her: “Just behind him, there are two,
Her: “Okay, you see the gladiator at the front fighting the lion! “
Me: “I can see that, yeah. “
Her: “Just behind him, there are two gladiators having a sword fight with each other! “
Me: Okay, I see them. “
Her: “Well, behind them two, on the left hand side of the screen, there’s a woman gladiator holding a spear. “
Me: “Yes! I can see her! “Her: Right..! Those are the sandals I want for my birthday.
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
The manager approved the deal and the man went on his way.
Later, the manager said to the boy, “I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation earlier, we like people who can think on their feet here, where are you from son?”
“Canada, sir.” the boy replied.
“Why did you leave Canada?” the manager asked.
The boy said, “Sir, there’s nothing but pr*stitutes and ice hockey players there.”
“Is that right?” demanded the Manager. “My wife is from Canada!!”
“Really?” replied the boy.
“Who did she play for?”
