A blonde got caught in a blizzard…
It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work.
She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home.
She sat in her car while it warmed up and thought about her situation. She finally remembered her dad’s advice that if she got caught in a blizzard she should wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. That way she would not get stuck in the snow drift.
This made her feel much better and sure enough in a little while a snow plow went by and she started to follow it.
As she followed the snow plow she was feeling very smug as they continued and she was not having any problem with the blizzard conditions. After quite some time had passed she was somewhat surprised when the snow plow stopped and the driver got out and came back to her car and signaled for her to roll down her window.
The snow plow driver wanted to know if she was all right as she had been following him for a long time.
She said that she was fine and told him of her dad’s advice to follow a snow plow when caught in a blizzard.
The driver replied that it was okay with him and she could continue following if she wanted but he was done with the Walmart parking lot and was going over to the K-mart next.
A blonde decides she wants to go ice fishing. So she goes to the library and reads and does research on ice fishing. Then she goes to the sports store and buys everything she needs.
Then she finally believes she’s ready, so she goes out on the ice and starts drilling a hole. Suddenly she hears a voice from above.
It says: “There are no fish under the ice.”
So she decides to go farther down on the ice. She starts drilling and she hears the voice again: “There are no fish under the ice.”
So she packs up her things and moves down the ice again. She starts drilling and she hears the voice again, “There are no fish under the ice.”
“Is that you Lord?” she says.
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“No,” says the voice, “I’m the manager of the ice hockey rink.”
😂😂😂
