Bob found out his sickly father was dying and leaving him a cool $20 million.
Wanting a stunning woman to share his future wealth with, he hit a high-end singles bar, spotted a breathtaking beauty, and dropped his ultimate pickup line:
“I look ordinary now, but in two weeks, my dad passes away and I inherit $20 million.”
The woman’s eyes lit up, she smiled sweetly, and she went home with him that very night.
Three days later… she became his stepmother.
Moral of the story: Never underestimate a woman who knows how to cut out the middleman.
