After her husband passed away, his wife had him cremated and brought the ashes home.
She placed the urn on the table, sat down, and began talking to him.
“You remember that fur coat you always promised me?”
She smiled.
“Well, I bought it—with the insurance money.”
She paused.
“And that new car you promised me?”
She grinned.
“Bought that too. Insurance money.”
She leaned closer to the ashes and whispered,
“And remember that special favor I promised you?”
She smiled mischievously.
“Well…”
She picked up the urn.
“Here it comes.”
Then she walked over to the bathroom and flushed the ashes down the toilet.
“After all… you always said you wanted to see me spend more time cleaning the house!”
