An old-looking woman was sitting happily on her porch when a man walked by.
He noticed her cheerful smile and glowing skin, so he stopped and asked,
“You look so young and full of energy! What’s your secret?”
“Do you eat healthy? Exercise every day? Get plenty of sleep?”
The woman smiled proudly.
“Not at all!”
The man looked confused.
“So… what do you do?”
She replied, “I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, drink soda like it’s water, and I’ve never met a vegetable I liked.”
The man’s jaw dropped.
“That’s incredible! How old are you?”
The woman smiled.
“Twenty-six.”
The man stared at her.
“Wait… then who’s the old woman sitting next to you?”
She pointed to her granddaughter.
“Her. She’s the one with all the healthy habits.”
