A man walked into a bank wearing a frog costume. The man came for a loan. Here’s the conversation that took place between him and the teller.
A man dressed in a frog costume walked into a bank and goes over to the teller Patricia Whack and said
“Hello, I need to take a loan of $50,000.”
Explaining he said
“My name is Kermit Jagger and my father’s name is Mick Jagger. I also know your manager Mr Jones very well; I’m sure he will approve my loan.”
Particia says
“I’m sorry Mr Jagger, but the amount you are requesting is too high, we will need some collateral to issue such a loan.”
The man reaches into his pocket and removes a small porcelain elephant and hands it over to her.
Patricia says
“Please wait while I go to the manager and ask if he approves your loan.’
Patricia goes to the manager and says
“Mr Jones, there’s a man outside dressed in a frog’s costume who says his father is Mick Jagger and wants a loan of $50,000. And he gave me this elephant as collateral. I would like to know what is this”
Mr Jones says
“It’s a knickknack, Patty Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a rolling stone.”
