Little Johnny’s teacher asked the students what they want to be in the future.
Laurie says she wants to be a doctor.
Karen says she wanted to be a police officer and Susie says she wanted to be a rich and famous actress and model.
When the teacher asked Johnny what he wanted to do, he said,
“I want to marry Susie.”
Little Johnny’s teacher asks,
“What is the chemical formula for water?”
Little Johnny replies,
“HIJKLMNO”!
The teacher, puzzled, asks,
“What on Earth are you talking about?”
Little Johnny replies,
“Yesterday you said it was H to O!”
A Sunday school teacher was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
“All right children, let’s take another example,” she said. “If I were to get into a man’s pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?”
Little Johnny raises his hand, and with a confident smile, he blurts out, “You’d be his wife!”
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The Reason For Going To School Late
Teacher: Why are you late?
Ramu: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Ramu: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Where’s The P?
This guy went to school and he asked:
“May I use the bathroom?”
The teacher replied, ” no, not unless you say your abc’s.”
The guy said “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z.”
The teacher asked “Where’s the p?”
He replied, ” running down my leg!”
