A company had a vacancy for a job so they put a sign outside of their office saying
Job Vacancy- apply within. Applicants must:
1. be able to type at least 80 words per minute.
2. must be good at computers.
3. must be bilingual
After weeks of having no applicants, a dog walked into the office and much to the manager’s perplexity pointed to the sign.
The manager said
“ I like your interest but as much as I need someone to take this position, I’m afraid you’re just not qualified enough for the job. You need to be able to type at least eighty words per minute and I don’t see how that’s possible with your chubby paws”.
The dog, without a word, hopped onto a stool near the typewriter and miraculously typed just over a hundred words within the minute.
The manager was both surprised and confused but he proceeded to say
“ I’m sorry, I still can’t give you the job because you need to be good at computers”
At this, the dog grabbed a keyboard and proceeded to hack into and shut down every security camera in the building.
The manager was dumbfounded but managed to say:
” I’m sorry, but the final requirement is that you have to be bilingual.”
The dog looked at him in the eye for a good minute and confidently said
“Meow!”
