Teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him,
Little boy: “Teacher are you … sleeping in class?”
Teacher: “No I am not sleeping in class.”
Little boy: “What were you doing sir ?”
Teacher: ” I was talking to God.”
The next day the naughty boy fell asleep in class and the same teacher walks up to him… Teacher:
“young man, you are sleeping in my class.”
Little boy : “No not me sir,I am not sleeping.”
Angry teacher: “What were you doing.??”
Little boy : “I was talking to God.”
Angry teacher: “What did He say??”
Little boy : “God said He never spoke to you yesterday…
Little Johnny is being questioned by the teacher during a math lesson.
“If you had ten dollars,” asks the teacher,
“and I asked you for a loan of eight dollars, how much would you have left?”
“Ten,” answers Little Johnny.
“Ten?” the teacher asks. “How do you get ten?”
Johnny replies,
“That’s because you may ask for a loan of eight dollars, but that doesn’t mean you’re going to get it!”
A teacher asked her 6th grade class: “Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?”
Maria stood up, bright red and angry, and said “How can you ask such a question? I’m telling my parents and they’re going to get you fired!”
The teacher was shocked by the outburst, but decided to ignore it. She asked the class again, “Who can tell me, which human organ becomes 10 times bigger when it’s stimulated?”
This time Thomas responded, “The answer is the iris in the human eye.”
“Very good, Thomas. Thank you,” replied the teacher who then turned her gaze on Maria.
“Maria, I need to tell you three things. First, you obviously have not done your homework. Second, you have a dirty mind. And third, I fear that one day you will be very, very disappointed.”
