A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town.
Things were getting hot and heavy when the girl stopped the boy. “I really should have mentioned this earlier.
But I’m *ctu*lly a h**ker and I charge $20 for se” she said.
The boy just looked at her for a couple of seconds, but then reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing and they did their thing.
After the cigarette, the boy just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.
“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25.”
Once a drunk husband arrived late at his home, He rang the bell..
Wife : where have you been till this late, I am not going to open the door. Sleep outside on the road tonight.
There was a well beside their house.
Husband : I’ll Jump into well If you don’t open the door.
Wife : Do whatever you have to do, I won’t open the door tonight.
Husband picks a big stone and threw it into the well, wife opens the door and ran towards the well.
Husband enters the house and locked it from inside.
Wife : Open the door, otherwise I’ll shout and people will gather here.
Husband : Let them gather, I’ll ask you in front of them that from where are you coming this late and that too in night wear.
