A guy walks into a bar. And he’s mad as hell.
He walks over to the bartender and says, “Bob!! Whiskey!! And leave the bottle!!”
Bob takes out a bottle, pours a shot, slides it over and says,
“Hey there Johnny…you seem a little tense. What’s the problem?”
Johnny grabs the shot and slams it down. Then pouring himself another says,
“I’ll tell you my problem! It’s the goddamn lawyers!!”
Then he turns to the room and yells, “ALL LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES!!!”
Suddenly there’s a big commotion in the back of the room and a guy wearing a suit stands up and yells, “Hey buddy! I take objection to your comment!!”
Johnny looks at him and says, “Oh yeah? What are you some kind of a lawyer??”
Furiously the guy yells back, “No! I’m an asshole!!!”
