A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s undressed.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have.
She asks, “What are those round things hanging there, daddy?”
Proudly, he replies, “Those, sweetheart, are God’s Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn’t be here.”
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, “Did he say anything about the dead branch they’re hanging from?”
A little girl says to her mother, “Mummy, when you were away at work a strange lady came around”. “Not now,” says Mummy. “Wait until Daddy gets home.”
So they wait until Daddy gets home, and then Mummy says “Now dear, what were you saying about Daddy and the strange lady?”
And Daddy starts to say something but Mummy says, “You keep quiet – I’ll be talking to my attorney in the morning. Carry on, dear.”
The little girl says, “Daddy told me to stay downstairs while they went upstairs, but I followed them and I saw them hugging and kissing at the top of the stairs. Then they went into your bedroom and shut the door, but I went up and looked through the keyhole.”
Mummy said, “What could you see through the keyhole?”
“I saw them hugging and kissing and then they started to take each other’s clothes off, and then the lady got on the bed and Daddy got on top of her.”
“Yes?” says Mummy. “And then what happened?”
“Then they did what you and Uncle Jack did when Daddy was in Vancouver last year,” says the little girl .
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