A man bought a beautiful parrot from a pet store.
The bird had one major problem: it had previously lived in a br*thel, and every other sentence out of its beak was wildly in*ppr*priate.
Determined to retrain it, the man brought it home and kept a cloth over the cage until his wife and two teenage daughters returned from school.
Excited to introduce the family’s newest pet, he gathered everyone in the living room and dramatically pulled the cloth away.
The parrot blinked, looked around the room, and squawked:
“New house, new br*thel! Not bad at all!”
The two daughters stared in shock.
The parrot turned toward them, flapped its wings, and shouted:
“Well, well! New girls! Fresh faces for the weekend!”
The wife stormed into the room, furious.
“What on earth did that bird just say?!”
The parrot looked at her for a moment and immediately cried:
“Same old madam! Nice to see you’re still running the place!”
The wife spun around and glared at her husband.
The poor man was sweating buckets and desperately trying to throw the cloth back over the cage.
Just then, the front door opened.
Their neighbor and family friend, Dave, stepped inside.
The parrot took one look at him, started flapping excitedly, and yelled:
“Dave! My favorite customer! Long time no see, buddy!”
