A man was shopping at the supermarket one afternoon when he noticed an attractive woman smiling and waving at him from the next aisle.
“Hello!” she said warmly.
The man stopped his cart and stared at her, completely confused.
He knew she looked familiar… but he couldn’t remember from where.
Trying not to seem rude, he asked,
“Uh… do I know you?”
The woman smiled and replied,
“I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
The man nearly dropped the groceries in his hands.
Instantly, his mind traveled back many years to the only time he had ever been unfaithful to his wife.
His face went pale.
“My God…” he whispered.
“Are you the str*pp*r from my bachelor party that I m*de l*ve to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my b*tt with w*t c*l*ry?”
The woman blinked slowly.
Then she adjusted her glasses and said calmly:
“No… I’m your son’s teacher.” 😭
