A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife,
“You know, we have a wonderful system at the firehouse. Bell #1 rings, and we all put our jackets on. Bell #2 rings, and we all slide down the pole. Bell #3 rings, and we are on the truck and ready to go!”
“So,” he continues,
“From now on, we’re going to run this house the same way.
When I say Bell #1, I want you to strip n_aked.
When I say Bell #2, I want you to jump into bed
and when I say Bell #3, we’re going to make l_ove all night! “
The wife is agreeable with this arrangement. night! “
The wife is agreeable with this arrangement.
The next night, he came home from work and yelled,
“Bell #1!” The wife took off all her c_lothes.
“Bell #2!”….. The wife jumped into bed.
“Bell #3!”….. They began passionate l_oving…
After two minutes, the wife yelled, “Bell #4!”..
The husband asked “What the hell is Bell #4?” “MORE HOSE!” she replied, “YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!”
