A Simple Experiment With a Surprising Result
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach a lesson about the evils of liquor for his 5th-grade class.
Therefore, he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
“Now, class. Observe closely the worms,” said the professor putting a worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey.
It writhed p@infully, and quickly sank to the bottom, de@d as a doornail.
“Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” the professor asked.
Johnny sitting in the back immediately raised his hand and wisely, responded,
“Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms.”
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The Farmer and the Woman at the Bar
A chicken farmer went to the local bar
He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.
The woman said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.”
“What a coincidence,” said the farmer, who added, “It is a special day for me
I’m celebrating”
“It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!” said the woman.
“What a coincidence.” said the farmer.
While they toasted, the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant.”
“What a coincidence,” said the man
“I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”
“This is awesome,” said the woman
“What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”
“I used a different rooster,” he said.
The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence”
