One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for weekend & didn’t tell the husband. That night when they went to bed.
The husband gave the old story:
“Excuse me my dear, my stomach” & went to the bathroom.
The wife promptly went into the maid’s bed.
She switched the lights off. When in he came silently, he wasted no time on words but quickly started having S*x..
When he finished, the Wife switched on the light & said: “U didn’t expect me in this bed, did u? “No Madam!” said the Watchman! !Moral of the story – Don’t get too smart, u can be Screwed !!
Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,
“Mom, what are those things on your chest!?”
Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.
Johnny didn’t forget.
The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says,
“Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to heaven.”
Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more questions.
A few weeks later, Johnny’s’ dad comes home from work a few hours early.
Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically,
“Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!”
His father says,
“Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy’s dying?”
“Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s’ balloons and she’s screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!”
