An elderly couple were sitting on their front porch when a young man suddenly came flying down the old dirt road on his new motorcycle, as loud as could be.
He was yelling with excitement and having the time of his life.
The old man jumps up out of his rocker and runs into the house.
He emerges a few seconds later with his rifle and points it at the passing man.
Bang! The bike swerves violently and the man is thrown off the motorcycle and into the ditch beside the road.
“What the Hell was that, Paul!?” His wife exclaims in shock.
“I don’t know,” he replies, “but I made it let go of that man!”
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the old woman if she would like a ride:
After a bit of small talk, while resuming the journey,
The old woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
“What’s in the bag?” Asked the woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said.
“It’s a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.”
The old woman was silent for a moment then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said……
“Good trade.”