An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle,
When the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock.
The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.
“What did you do that for?” asked the crocodile.
The elephant answered,
“That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”
The crocodile said,
“And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”
“Yep,” says the elephant.
“Turtle recall.”
A big old lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean.
He felt that his position as King Of The Jungle needed to be acknowledged by the other animals .
So, he went out, cornered a small monkey and roared at it as loud as he could,
“Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The trembling monkey says,
“You are, mighty lion!
“Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, “
Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
The terrified wildebeest stammers,
“Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”
On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars,
“Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”
Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, and slams him against a tree half a dozen times, making the lion feel like it had been run over by a safari wagon.
The elephant then stomped on the lion until it looked like a corn tortilla and then ambled away.
The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant,
“Geez, just because you don’t know the answer, you don’t have to get so pissed off!”
