An older couple took a bus trip for their anniversary.
After a few minutes, the old lady shuffled to the front and offered the driver a bag of peanuts.
“How kind of her,” thought the driver as he drove on, happily munching on the peanuts.
A few minutes later, the old woman shuffled over again with another bag of peanuts.
“What a nice lady,” thought the driver, eating the peanuts.
Throughout the journey, the old lady kept bringing the driver bags of peanuts. He was grateful but understandably confused.
Just before the couple got off, the driver asked the lady, “Thank you, but where did you get all these bags of peanuts?”
The old lady smiled, “My husband and I love chocolate-covered peanuts!”
The driver frowned, “But these weren’t chocolate-covered.”
The old man nodded, “Yeff, you fee, our teeff can’t manage peanuts, so we just suck the chocolate off…”
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A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, “$500 Porsche! New!” The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he thought it might be a joke, but he said to himself, ‘it’s worth a shot.’
So he went to the lady’s house who was selling the Porsche and she led him into the garage. Sure enough, there was an almost brand new Porsche.
“Wow!” the man said, “Can I take it for a test drive?”
“Sure,” answered the lady. Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly.
When he got back to the lady’s house, he asked her, “Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $500?”
Then the lady replied with a laugh, “My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me, ‘You can have the house and the furniture, just sell my Porsche and send me the money.’”
