A 65-year-old man was admitted to the hospital for treatment.
Before the doctor left, he raised his hand and said,
“Doc, I’m willing to pay extra, but I have one small request.”
The doctor smiled.
“What is it?”
“During my stay, could you please make sure my nurse is very beautiful?”
The doctor looked surprised.
“Sir, at your age, shouldn’t you be more focused on your health?”
The old man burst out laughing.
“Doc, you completely misunderstood me!”
“I have two sons.”
The doctor nodded.
“And?”
“If the nurse is beautiful, those two idiots will come visit me twice a day just to check on Dad!”
The doctor smiled.
“So you’re not choosing a nurse…”
“You’re choosing bait for your sons.”
The old man grinned.
“Exactly. At my age, you have to think strategically!”
