Grandma Finally Figured Out The Secret 😂
Two elderly women were sitting on a patio one afternoon, drinking tea and talking about their grandchildren.
One of them sighed and said,
“I don’t understand kids these days. I send my grandchildren birthday cards, gifts, and even very generous checks… and they still barely come visit me.”
The other old lady smiled and nodded said” Oh i too send cheques to my grandchildren and they visit me all the time!”
“Really?” the first woman asked. “You are so fortunate it’s great to have family around. That must feel wonderful.”
“No my grandchildren are as good as yours” the second woman replied.
The first lady leaned closer.
“What’s your secret?”
The second old woman took a slow sip of tea and grinned.
“I never sign the checks.” 😂
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A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid.
The office worker asked her, “How many children do you have?”
“Ten,” she replied.
“What are their names?” he asked.
“LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy,” she answered.
“They’re all named LeRoy?” he asked “What if you want them to come in from playing outside?”
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said.
“I just call ‘LeRoy,’ and they all come running in.”
“And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?”
“I just say, ‘LeRoy, come eat your dinner’,” she answered.
“But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?” he asked.
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “I just use their last name!”
