He Blamed Every Bottle… Except One
A man woke up in the morning deeply remorseful after a bitter argument with his wife the previous night:
He saw with horror the crate of beer bottles that the fight had caused.
He took it outside and started slamming the empty bottles against the wall one by one.
He smashed the first bottle while cursing. “You are the reason I am arguing with my wife.”
He smashed the second bottle. “You are the reason I don’t love my children.”
He smashed the third bottle. “You are the reason I don’t have a decent job.”
When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed and full.
He hesitated for a moment and then said,
Get out of the way, I know you weren’t involved.
