He Said He Was Single… Technically
A handsome man in a suit approaches a young lady at a bar and asks if he can buy her a drink. “Don’t you have a girlfriend?” She asked. “Guys like you always have girlfriends.”
He looked downcast, “No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago.”
“Oh I’m sorry to hear that,” she said, “OK then, I’ll have a white wine please.”
One glass of wine led to a second. A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle they headed off back to her place and m*de p*ssi*nate l*ve.
While he was putting his clothes back on she said, “So, you’re good looking, a nice guy and amazing in b*d. Can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?”
He said,“The wife found out
A Wife casually calls her husband at the office one afternoon
Wife: Hi, how r u…?
Husband: I m fine…!
Wife: What did u have for lunch today?
Husband: Dont you have anything else to ask?? You have only silly questions like what did you eat … what dress wearing whom did u ur wearing… whom did u meet…. what song did u listen to etc…!!
Wife: Oh!….!!! Ok Ok, then tell me, how should the Central Bank fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in the Money Markets? And what should be the role of the Finance Ministry in controlling inward/outward remittances…? ??
Little Johnny would bring a pretzel daily from his uncle’s bakery for his new teacher instead of an apple. What happens next is truly hilarious.
The teacher would always thank Little Johnny for giving her the pretzel.
But one day she said “Johnny, the pretzels are very good, but do you think your uncle can make them without salt?”
From then on the pretzels had no salt in them.
Everyday Little Johnny would bring pretzels that were salt-free.
After a few days the teacher felt she was making it hard for Johnny’s uncle to make pretzels without salt especially for her so she said to Johnny “Little Johnny, I hope it’s not too much work for your uncle to make pretzels without salt for me?”
Little Johnny says “Oh no. He doesn’t make them without salt. I lick the salt off.”
