He Took the Instructions a Little Too Seriously
Two hunters were deep in the woods on their annual hunting trip, just like they had done together every autumn for years.
Everything was going fine until one of the men suddenly collapsed to the ground.
He wasn’t moving.
His eyes were glazed over.
He didn’t seem to be breathing.
Panicked, the other hunter quickly pulled out his phone and called emergency services.
“My friend is d*ad!” he shouted. “What do I do?!”
The operator replied calmly,
“Sir, relax. I can help you. First, let’s make sure he’s actually d*ad.”
There was a long silence.
Then suddenly—
🔫 BANG!
A g*unsh*t echoed through the woods.
A few seconds later, the hunter got back on the phone and said:
“Okay… now what?”
