A man saw a lady with big breasts.
He asked, “Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?”
She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner.
She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes.”…
Eventually the lady asks,
“Aren’t you gonna bite them?”
He replies, “No, it’s too expensive.”
A lady found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.
He found that the problem was hair in its ears.
He cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.
The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from recurring she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair” hair remover.
At the register, the druggist tells her,
“If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.”
The lady says,
“I’m not using it under my arms.”
The druggist says,
“Well if you’re using it on your legs, don’t shave for a couple of days.”
The lady says,
“I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.”
The druggist says,
“Then stay off your bicycle for a week.”
