Martha’s Cemetery Habit Had Everyone Curious 😂
Every day, Martha visited the village cemetery to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Harry.
The neighbors often noticed something unusual.
Whenever she finished, she never turned around to leave.
Instead, she slowly walked backwards all the way to the cemetery gate.
One day, her friend Leila finally asked,
“Martha, why do you always leave the cemetery walking backwards?”
Martha smiled.
“When Harry was alive, he always told me, ‘You’ve got such a great backside, it could bring a de@d man back to life!'”
She shrugged and added,
“At my age… I’m not taking any chances!” 🤣🤪
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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, “How was I born?”
“Well, honey…” said the slightly prudish parent, “An angel brought you to us.”
“Oh,” said the boy.
“Well, how did you and Daddy get born?” he asked.
“Oh, the angel brought us too.”
“Well, how were Grandpa and Grandma born?” he persisted.
“Well, darling, the angel brought them too!” said the parent.
Several days later, the boy handed in his paper to the teacher, who read with confusion the opening sentence: “This report has been very difficult to write because there hasn’t been a natural birth in my family for three generations.”
LOL!! SO CUTE!!
