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Mechanics of Innuendo

A woman wearing a very low-cut top was standing by her broken-down car with the hood up. A guy quickly pulled over and smirked, “Do you need a jump start?”

The woman leaned way over the engine, giving him an unmistakable view, and sighed, “It’s just so hot out here. My twin cylinders are smoking and they need some coolant immediately.”

The guy eagerly grabbed his toolkit and whispered, “Ma’am, I’ve got a high-pressure hose and I’m ready to fill your tank all night. In fact, I already called my boss to say I’ve broken down just so I can stay here and service your front end!”