One Tiny Joke… and the Husband Instantly Regretted It 😂🐷
A husband and wife were driving down a quiet country road after having a huge argument earlier that morning.
The radio was off.
The husband stared out his window.
The wife stared out hers.
For nearly half an hour, neither of them said a word.
As they passed an old farmyard filled with pigs, goats, and a few muddy mules, the husband finally smirked to himself.
Without looking at her, he nodded toward the animals and asked sarcastically,
“Relatives of yours?”
The wife glanced out the window calmly.
“Yep,” she said.
A tiny pause.
“My in-laws.” 😄
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Three old ladies were sitting at the dinner table discussing their problems with getting old.
The first one said, “Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can’t remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich”.
The second lady says, “Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can’t remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down”.
The third one says, “Well, ladies, I’m glad I don’t have any of those problems, knock on wood”.
As she hit her knuckles on the table she looked up and said,
“That must be the door… I’ll get it!”
