**Start your day with this 😂**
A married man d*ed before he could h*ve s*x with his wife.
The wife decided not to remarry or have s*x*al relationship with another man, instead she c*t off her late husband’s p*nis and mounted it to the wall.
Each night she went to the wall and s*t*sfied herself.
One day the neighbour Mr. Samuel found out what was happening, and he made a hole through the wall, removed the d*ad man’s p*nis and put his *wn p*nis and waited for the lady.
Unfortunately that same day the lady came with a kn*fe and said “darling, we are moving to a new house today.”😄
Read more…
Little Johnny is in grade 7, he used to ask a lot of questions to his teacher……!
One day, Johnny asked his English Teacher,
‘Why do we ignore some letters in pronunciation eg. the letter H …….in Hour, Honour……etc…
His English Teacher said,
” We are not ignoring them; they’re considered silent “…… (He was even more confused …..???)
During the lunch break, his Teacher gave him her packed lunch and asked johnny to heat it in the Cafeteria.
Little Johnny ate all the food and returned her the empty container…..!!!!!!!
His English Teacher:
What happened? I told you to go and HEAT my food. you are returning me an empty container.
The Little Johnny replied,
“Madam, I thought ‘H’ was silent. “
Dedicated to all English Teachers.
