A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Penny said, “My family and I went to the zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, Penny, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”
Lizzie raised her hand and said, “My family and I went to a theme park and saw the fireworks. I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Good, Lizzie, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’”
Alec raised his hand.
The teacher hesitated because Alec was notorious for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Alec said loudly, “My sister has a sweater with ten buttons.”
The teacher said, “That’s nice, Alec. However, you did not use the word ‘fascinate’ in your sentence.”
Alec then continued, “But her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight!”
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence that contains the expression “I presume”.
One little girl raised her hand and said, “Yesterday my mother hand washed the dinner dishes and I presumed that the dishwasher was broken.”
The teacher said, “very good”.
Another one said, “This morning, my father drove the Volkswagen out of the garage, I presume that the BMW wouldn’t start.”
“That’s excellent,” the teacher replies.
Little Johnny at the back of the classroom stands up and says,
“Yesterday I saw grandpa leave the house with a newspaper under his arm and headed for the bush, I presume that…….”
The teacher immediately interrupted him and said, “I stopped you because you have no idea what your grandfather was going to do, so you can’t presume anything.”
“Please Teacher, let me finish my sentence.”, Johnny says.
The teacher says, “Okay. Continue.”
“As I was saying, I saw my grandpa heading for the bush with a newspaper under his arm. I presume he was going for cr@p because he can’t read.”
