When a young boy walks into a barbershop, the barber says to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Wait until I prove it to you.”
“Which do you want, son?” the barber asks, holding a dollar note in one hand and two quarters in the other. The boy departs with the quarters.
“What did I say?” asked the hairdresser. “That kid never learns!”
When the customer departs, he notices the same young boy exiting the ice cream parlor.
“Hello, kid! I’d like to pose you a question. Why did you choose coins over a dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied:
“Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!”
