A worried mother asked her three daughters, who were all getting married within weeks of each other, to send a postcard from their honeymoons using famous brand slogans to secretly describe their bedroom experiences.
Two days into her trip to Hawaii, the first daughter sent a card that simply read: “Maxwell House.” Puzzled, Mom ran to the kitchen, checked the coffee jar, and smiled when she read the slogan: “Good ’til the last drop.”
A week later, the second daughter sent a postcard from California reading: “Benson & Hedges.” Mom immediately checked her husband’s cigarette pack and blushed deeply upon reading the tagline: “Extra Long King Size.”
The third daughter headed to the Caribbean, but weeks passed with total silence. Finally, after a whole month of waiting, a postcard arrived in incredibly shaky handwriting, bearing just two words: “British Airways.”
Fearing the worst, Mom desperately flipped through a glossy magazine until she finally spotted the airline’s latest full-page advertisement.
She took one look at the slogan and instantly fainted:
“Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways.”
