A drugstore owner walked in and noticed a man standing stiffly against the wall.
He asked the clerk, “What’s wrong with that guy?”
The clerk replied, “He came in looking for cough medicine, but we were out… so I gave him a whole bottle of laxative instead.”
The owner shouted, “Are you crazy? Laxatives don’t cure a cough!”
The clerk smiled and pointed at the customer.
“Oh yeah? Look at him… he’s too scared to cough!”
