Wife: “Let’s play a game. If I name a country, touch the left wall. If I name a bird, touch the right wall. Lose, and I get your entire salary.”
Husband: “You’re on!”
He stood in the center of the room, muscles tensed, ready to sprint.
Wife: “Ready? … TURKEY!”
It’s been four hours now. The husband is still frozen in the exact same spot, sweating profusely.
