An elderly woman lived to the remarkable age of 90 without ever getting married.
Before she passed away, she left her family one very specific request.
“I want these exact words on my tombstone,” she told them:
“Born a virgin.
Lived a virgin.
Died a virgin.”
The family stared at each other.
They had no idea what to do.
If they followed her wishes, the wording would be… a little too personal.
If they ignored them, they would feel guilty for not honoring her final request.
After a long family discussion, they finally came up with a more tasteful version.
Her tombstone read:
“Returned to God in original condition…
seal still intact.”
The family stepped back and admired their work.
One relative nodded and said,
“Well… at least nobody can accuse us of oversharing.”
