My wife asked me the most dangerous question a married man can ever hear:
“Do I look fat in this?”
I made the rookie mistake of asking,
“Do you want the honest answer?”
She immediately replied,
“Yes.”
I nodded confidently.
“Okay.”
Then we just stared at each other.
She stared at me.
I stared at her.
And suddenly, I realized…
That wasn’t a question. It was a trap with subtitles.
So I switched to survival mode.
“You look absolutely beautiful.”
She smiled.
“Good answer.”
I breathed a huge sigh of relief.
“I almost di.ed.”
She looked at me and raised an eyebrow.
“Almost?”
I froze.
She smiled sweetly.
“Keep talking.”
That’s when I realized…
The interrogation had only just begun.
