Two priests on vacation in Hawaii decided to swap their clerical collars for casual clothes so they could enjoy some anonymity. They bought bright Hawaiian shirts and sandals and headed straight to the beach.
As they walked along the shore, a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini strolled past, smiled, and said, “Good afternoon, Fathers.”
The priests were completely stunned. How could she possibly tell?
Determined to blend in, they went shopping again and bought the ultimate disguise: loud board shorts, tie-dyed T-shirts, and dark sunglasses.
The next morning, they returned to the beach in their new gear. Sure enough, the same fabulous blonde passed by in an even smaller string bikini. She nodded politely and said, “Good morning, Fathers.”
Unable to contain his confusion, one of the priests stopped her. “Just a minute, young lady. We are indeed priests, and proud of it, but how in the world did you recognize us in these clothes?”
The blonde smiled and replied, “Don’t you recognize me? I’m Sister Kathryn from the convent!”
