The Worst Diagnosis Ever
While in China , a man is very s*xu*lly pr*m*scu*us and does not use a c*nd*m all the time he is there.
A week after arriving back home in Sydney, he wakes one morning to find his p*n*s c*v*red with bright green and purple spots.
H*rr*fied, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, “I’ve got bad news for you, you’ve c*ntr*cted M*ng*lian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here, we know very little about it.”
The man looks a little perplexed and says, “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, Doc.”
The doctor answers, “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re going to have to *mp*tate your p*nis”
The man screams in h*rr*r, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion!!!”
The doctor replies, “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead, if you want, but surgery is your only option.”
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease.
The Chinese doctor *xam*nes his p*n*s and proclaims, “Ah, yes, M*ng*lian VD. Vewy ware d*s*ase.”
The guy says to the doctor, “Yeah, yeah, I already know that but what can we do?
My doctor wants to cut off my p*n*s!”
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs. “Stupid Australian docttah, always want *p*wate.
Make more money dat way. No need *mp*tate!”
“Oh, thank God!” the man exclaims.
“Yes,”says the Chinese doctor, “Wait two week. F*wl off by itself.
