
Two Drunk Guys and the Strangest Night of Their Lives
Two Dr*nk Men Walk Into a Br*th*l…
After a night of drinking two men decided to stop at the local br*th*l on the way home…
After giving them a look over the m*d*m pulls the girls aside and says “Put them each in a room with a blow up doll, they’re that drunk they won’t notice.”
After they were done and walking back home one of the men turns to the other and says “I think mine was d*ad”
“D*ad?” the second replied.
“Yeah, she was cold and didn’t move or make a sound”
The second man then goes “Well I think mine was a witch”
“What? Why?” The first man replied
“Yeah a witch. When i bit her *ss she f*rted in my face and flew out the window.














