Wife Decides To Try Something New For Her Husband….
What He Says When He Comes Home Is Priceless A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly to a recently married couple’s house.
She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in.
She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch completely naked. “What are you doing?” She asked.
“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained. “Love dress? But you’re naked! “Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.
“Jeff loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it makes me happy.
The mother-in-law on the way home thought about the love dress.
When she got home she got undressed, showered, put on her best perfume and expectantly waited for her husband, lying provocatively on the couch.
“What are you doing?” he asked. “This is my love dress,” she replied. “Needs ironing,” he says ” What’s for dinner?”
Young Shop Assistant Has To Think Fast
A man in New Orleans walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of cabbage.
The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of cabbage.
The man was insistent that the boy ask the manager about the matter.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to the manager, “Some old stooge outside wants to buy half a head of cabbage.”
As he finished his sentence, he turned around to find that the man had followed and was standing right behind him, so the boy quickly added, “… and this gentleman kindly offered to buy the other half.”
